CHICKEN
FOR DINNER?
A
landowner from Seoul went to visit his farmer in the countryside and was
treated to a grand dinner of boiled chicken.
In
the course of the meal, the farmer’s youngest son ran in, shouting, “There it
is! He’s eating the dead chicken.”
The
landowner thought that he had been served a long dead chicken. So he put down
his chopsticks and told the servant to clear the table, politely saying, “This
is enough for me. My stomach can’t take any more food.”
Just
then, the boy started eating the chicken’s leg greedily saying at the same time,
“Oh, this is really delicious.”
“Why
are you eating the dead chicken?” asked the surprised landowner
“Who
eats live chicken?” replied the boy
Al
Brown
Al Brown was very good
at fixing things around the house when they broke. One day he went to another
city to do some work there, and his wife was alone in the house. While Mr.
Brown was away, one of the faucets on the bathtub broke. Mrs. Brown didn’t know
much about fixing broken faucets, so she telephoned a plumber.
The plumber came to
the house that afternoon and fixed the faucet in few minutes. When he finished,
he gave Mrs. Brown his bill for the work.
She looked at it for
several seconds and then said, “Your prices are very high, aren’t they? Do you
know, the doctor costs less than this when he comes to the house?”
“Yes, I know,”
answered the plumber.” I know that very well, because I was a doctor until I
was lucky enough to find this job a few months ago.”
Ferocious
Lion
Bert was telling his
friend, Justin, about his Safari Trip in Africa. “I came face to face with a
ferocious lion. He was snarling, showing me his long sharp teeth. He was
literally salivating at seeing me. Man! I’d never been so scared before.”
“Wow! I’m glad I
wasn’t in your shoes! So what happened next? Did you shoot him?”
“No, I didn’t have my
gun with me.”
“You didn’t? Oh, man!
That was really dumb.”
“Yeah, it was so
stupid of me. Anyway, there I stood alone, without gun. The lion crept closer
and closer and closer…. and I ….” Bert stopped and heaved a deep sigh,
impatiently, Justin cried, “Come on, man! What did you do?”
His pal shrugged his
shoulders and said, “What could I do? I moved on to the next cage.”
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Al
Brown
Al Brown was very good
at fixing things around the house when they broke. One day he went to another
city to do some work there, and his wife was alone in the house. While Mr.
Brown was away, one of the faucets on the bathtub broke. Mrs. Brown didn’t know
much about fixing broken faucets, so she telephoned a plumber.
The plumber came to
the house that afternoon and fixed the faucet in few minutes. When he finished,
he gave Mrs. Brown his bill for the work.
She looked at it for
several seconds and then said, “Your prices are very high, aren’t they? Do you
know, the doctor costs less than this when he comes to the house?”
“Yes, I know,”
answered the plumber.” I know that very well, because I was a doctor until I
was lucky enough to find this job a few months ago.”
Ferocious
Lion
Bert was telling his
friend, Justin, about his Safari Trip in Africa. “I came face to face with a
ferocious lion. He was snarling, showing me his long sharp teeth. He was
literally salivating at seeing me. Man! I’d never been so scared before.”
“Wow! I’m glad I
wasn’t in your shoes! So what happened next? Did you shoot him?”
“No, I didn’t have my
gun with me.”
“You didn’t? Oh, man!
That was really dumb.”
“Yeah, it was so
stupid of me. Anyway, there I stood alone, without gun. The lion crept closer
and closer and closer…. and I ….” Bert stopped and heaved a deep sigh,
impatiently, Justin cried, “Come on, man! What did you do?”
His pal shrugged his
shoulders and said, “What could I do? I moved on to the next cage.”
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